/*--- Get random quote from Array 5 ---*/
/* Array 5 is Aphorisms */
/* total number of arrays MUST always be divisible by 3 */

function getquote5() {

var quotes5 = new Array;

quotes5.push("The path to goodness begins with civility, but doesn't end there.<BR>");

quotes5.push("Any sufficiently stupid technology is indistinguishable from malice.<BR>");

quotes5.push("It's not what you believe; it's what you do with what you believe.<BR>");

quotes5.push("Politics, in America, is often merely a contest to see <BR>whose air is the hottest.");

quotes5.push("I think, therefore I refuse to jump to any conclusions.");

quotes5.push("Love may not be blind but it is severely handicapped in other areas.");

quotes5.push("If your boat is sinking, a rising tide will only cause it to sink faster.<BR>");

quotes5.push("Just as the light sparkles from long dead galaxies, so our extended mind speaks long after we are gone.");

quotes5.push("Missing the bus is not such a bad thing when you consider <BR>you didn't get hit by it.");

quotes5.push("When it comes to politics, you can be a partisan or a patriot <BR>but not both.");

quotes5.push("When it comes to evolution, there are only the quick and the dead.<BR>");

quotes5.push("We used to get our news from dead trees; now it rains down <BR>from the sky.");

quotes5.push("Is who you are who you were or who you are becoming?");

quotes5.push("The less that can be done, the less one needs to put on <BR>one's list of things to do.");

quotes5.push("If you have all the answers, there's no need for faith &#151;&#151; or curiosity.");

quotes5.push("If Bach did not exist, I doubt we would have been clever enough <BR>to invent him.");

quotes5.push("When people succeed beyond their wildest dreams,<BR> those dreams often become nightmares.");

quotes5.push("If you had the power, just what creatures would you deny <BR>access to heaven?");

quotes5.push("Minds are only as capable as the tools they use.");

quotes5.push("Out-of-work-workers of the world, unite; you have nothing to lose.<BR>");

quotes5.push("The path to tomorrow lies through the possibilities of today <BR> and not through the regrets of yesterday.");

quotes5.push("The advance of progress can often be measured <BR>by the number of holes in the ground.");

quotes5.push("Tax and Spend is really Pay As You Go.");

quotes5.push("The metaphor for progress used to be a ladder, now it's quicksand.");

quotes5.push("Sometimes it's difficult to parse ignorance from arrogance.");


//THE FOLLOWING FOUR LINES ARE FOR TESTING ONLY
//maxlength = quotes5.length;
//document.write((next+1)+"/");
//document.write((maxlength)+ ': '+ "<BR>");
//document.write((quotes5[next]));


//RESTORE THIS ONCE TESTING COMPLETE
document.write(quotes5[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes5.length))]);

}

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